my blog lah

2010-02-22T20:21:00.002+08:00

YES! NO MORE HUMANITIES TESTS FOR THIS TERM! I suddenly feel a strange sense of elation. Like an entire term has already passed by. Oh wait it has.

The next few tests are... well... I would say more muggable. Chem, AEP, Maths (practiceable), Bio... I THINK I CAN GET MSG <2.5 THIS TERM! Hurrah. My first termly MSG in the 2s range in 2 years.

2010-02-16T21:18:00.002+08:00

Despite my numerous ruminations over the teachings of Confucius and Mengfucius, I have recently received a piece of news that has shocked me to my very toes.

My dear friend who shall remain anonymous, learned of all his 16 years, has told me that "blogs are meant to tell your life. From what [he] sees, [mine] is for entertainment".

This revelation has indeed twisted my very perception of this here blog. While it was fun to describe interesting scenarios of epic proportions, IS THIS THE DIRECTION A BLOG SHOULD TAKE?

I have therefore, after prompting from another certain individual who shall not be named, decided to remake this blog into something that shall describe my life story VERY APTLY!

...

you know, like AMAZING MAKEOVER!

So... I shall start by describing my CNY holiday so far. It has obviously been pretty awesome for me, minus the gambling, the visiting of more than 2 houses, the collection of 2309385069853 ang baos, and the meeting of thousands of relatives I did not know even existed. Granted, there were one or two that might have slipped the recesses of my memory, but that's beside the case. As I have realised for the past 5 years at least, my CNY celebration is drastically different from most others. HURRAH for me.

Oh, and mybday was on the second day of CNY, which is ironic because its Chu Er even though im only sec4. HAHAHA! I bet you didn't get that. Oh well.

Happy CNY/anti-single's day everybarry.

Epitome of loneliness

2010-02-15T15:16:00.001+08:00

Happy birthday to me~ LOL

2010-02-09T23:12:00.000+08:00

Is writing really ever necessary.

2010-02-01T19:44:00.000+08:00

See lah school. See lah homework. Now blog die again :(

2010-01-20T21:08:00.001+08:00

HOW CAN THIS BE. It appears I have not had many recent revelations of life, and therefore have been unable to blog anything of use. I have a few things to say, but I can't really say them here because... it might constitute as flaming!?!?

So anyway, school has been pretty AVERAGE. I should really post this on MLIA. "Today, I went to school. I got scolded for not doing homework. I also got a whole ton more homework. MLIA" or something. It would look abit pathetic, but still.

SUCH IS THE STATE OF THE SINGAPOREAN ~~autocratic slave~~ STUDENT

2010-01-15T22:50:00.002+08:00

And so... after one week of school, getting to know new teachers, talking to old classmates... I can safely say that IT STILL SUCKS LOL. But I have now taken on a more optimistic stance O_O I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN CLASS. Except maybe Bio :O but that was half-sleeping, and the lesson was re-taught, so I didn't really lose much.

I suspect I have successfully rebirthed into a mugger *clapclap*

Oh by the way, I am now Chinese rep and Chemistry rep. LOL rep of the two main subjects that I have failed before. Not cool D:

Term 1 is looking to be hectic D: stupid DK and MAS LOL. And training. And homework :(

2010-01-11T20:09:00.001+08:00

First day of school is over! And yet I feel... strangely... happy? o.o

Feeling quite restless now, but it's not play time that I want. I actually wanna do work O_O MUGGER BUG HAS BITTEN ME! I need to design a costume to suit myself as MUGGERMAN!

2010-01-10T22:38:00.002+08:00

I suspect this is going to get me alot of flaming (D:) but... tomorrow is the first day of school! I can already feel my brain being sucked out of my ear and replaced with a preprogrammed one :( not cool.

But anyway, I FEEL TOTALLY PREPARED. My bag is currently taken up by (measured by amount of space): 10% leisure reading, 5% pencil case, 35% laptop, 45% clothes (PE and training), 5% miscellaneous (keychains I bought from China and have been to lazy to keep elsewhere, etc). MUAHA NO SCHOOL STUFF WHATSOEVER! My life is complete.

2010-01-09T21:08:00.002+08:00

YES! I found my age-old acoustic guitar among the moving boxes. VICTORY IS MINE.

Since this revolutionary archaelogical find, I have learnt to play a few songs! Including A-Punk (ossum-ness), Moonlight Sonata, and... believe it or not, GEE and GENIE. LOL. And just when you thought SNSD couldn't be translated into acoustic... there you have it -.- actually it's pretty challenging cos Genie has alot of hammers/slides and my brilliant red relic of a guitar has strings that are twice the normal distance from the fretboard...

OH YES MY ALBUM JUST FINISHED DOWNLOADING :)))

2010-01-08T21:42:00.002+08:00

MY PHOTOSHOP HAS DIED ON ME AT THE MOST CRUCIAL MOMENT.

Oh no I might just have to procrastinate after all. Hmm (:

Died for training today, although not as badly. Shot my first 8 in 6th series :D but didn't manage to scam coach's money LOL. If you shoot all 8 series' without 8s then you get money but... NOBODY GOT IT. HCISC too noob liao haiz. And tissue reads this blog so cannot flame too much D:

Oh yay non-school days are really uneventful. On the bright (or maybe not so bright) side, BSC dec batch coming back in a week! Which means I get to see what happens when you combine an afro (werty) with China haircut.

2010-01-07T20:20:00.002+08:00

HOOHAH. With great power comes great authority. With a new skin comes great revival! Muaha I hereby proclaim this blog UNDEAD!

...

That didn't sound too correct.

But anyway I shall be posting more often from now on, either due to severe chronic boredom syndrome (SCBS), which, coincidentally, is a result of being in an SCBS (Singapore Chinese Boys School), or pure inspiration. Sad to say, it shall most likely be due to the former, for reasons only government conspiracists will know.

But HEY! Happy School Day!

2010-01-01T16:37:00.001+08:00

Oh my. I'm actually posting. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2009-11-26T19:32:00.002+08:00

After one and a half years of using blogger, I suddenly feel mature enough to move on to livejournal! Of course, I always thought LJ was for those elitist aristocratic upperclass writers who thought the world of their writing skills and decided that publishing posts in a non-response-friendly manner didn't matter anyway because thousands of people read their blogs. But seeing as my blog has now declined to under 15 views a day, I might change to LJ! Any opinions D:

2009-11-19T07:04:00.000+08:00

FINARREEEEEE I CAN ACCESS THE WEB WITHOUT WORRY! But I'm still in China though D: and I don't feel like posting right now.

2009-11-04T07:55:00.000+08:00

HI! Apparently this technologically advanced place blocks blogs, and the proxy hack doesn't allow me to view scripts, so SURPRISE SURPRISE I CAN'T SEE MY BLOG. But I can post, albeit the posting page is also screwed up. The "publish post" button is almost invisible.

2009-10-25T22:06:00.000+08:00

GOODBYE WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT. I SHALL EXPAND WEASEL INFLUENCE TO YET ANOTHER CORNER OF THE GLOBE: CHINAAAAAA! I'll probably blog here and there though, depending on the pettiness of their firewall D:

2009-10-24T16:06:00.002+08:00

New Age Literacy 101

My dad: Eh can you invite me to facebook?

Me: I thought you have facebook account already?

My dad: Ya but can you invite me?

Me: What do you mean?

My dad: As in invite me lah... so we can talk when you're in China"

Me: OH you mean friend request lah.

My dad: Aiya sama-sama lah.

Me: You request me lah I dunno which profile yours is.

My dad: Can't you search for email?

Me: Ya but which email do you use?

My dad: _________@___.com

Me: Oh.

*Next day*

My dad: I added you on facebook already go and check

Me: Okay

(I accept his friend request and see his profile. 2 friends including me LOL)

***(My dad reads my blog :D)

2009-10-23T20:23:00.003+08:00

Dear Blog,

I am terribly sorry for neglecting you all this while, but there has been a jarring opera going on in my head that prevents me from stringing thoughts together coherently. I expect it has been caused by severe trauma from terrible grades attained at the End of Years. Perhaps hypnosis might pinpoint the root of this problem. Or a 6 week getaway to the very tranquilising country of hometown China.

I choose the latter.

Big Up.

Chao outside.

2009-10-19T12:45:00.002+08:00

We talk so much about global perspective nowadays, how we should bridge the mutual differences between cultures, and facilitate cohesion to progress towards a global community. With all that talk, have we ever thought about what it means to be recognised as a planet?

In all the alien movies/whatever extraterrestrial trash there is out there, the aliens always seem to look exactly the same, speak exactly the same language. We, on the other hand, the supposed sentient beings of the universe, have vastly different skin tones, languages, cultural signage, etc. If ever an alien race were to discover our existence, they would be appalled at our audacity - a barely self-sufficient, weak race attempting to explore the universe. Naive.

And yet, we constantly bicker about how the human race should unite as a single entity ._.

2009-10-17T21:25:00.001+08:00

NO MOTIVATION TO POST?

2009-10-14T14:16:00.002+08:00

Okay since my com will be under repair tomorrow, I shall post my post-eoy post nao! One day early hohum. Bio paper tomorrow by the way.

Here goes.

BIO WAS SO EASY! I think I can get an A1++++ no problem! This is so funny!

Haha fat hope :(

2009-10-11T20:29:00.002+08:00

geog tmrw! dai!

2009-10-07T12:40:00.002+08:00

So far so okay :O I don't really have any feeling about the exams that just passed. Except maybe Chem die D:

Anyway before I go to beijing I'm thinking of changing this blog's blogskin o.o just in case I blogsurfing/viewing or posting some posty post then suddenly one china dude come up behind me "zhe shi shen me?" and decide to hug me or something. In which case I will probably become too traumatised to breathe for three whole days. That, my friends, is fatal.

Hooooweee. Long weekend to mug Geog, Maths and Bio :( Next Thursday is the signing of the Declaration of Independence :D

2009-10-01T21:58:00.000+08:00

happy birthday my dear mother country >)

2009-09-29T19:43:00.002+08:00

Ahhh FINALLY I have some time to myself. But I can't get a proper post done now. No time LOL. I have a ton of stuff at the back of my mind though. Try to splurt it here say, after EOYs.

2009-09-26T15:45:00.002+08:00

And now we reach that time of year when blogposts become as scarce as black widow mice.

2009-09-22T21:36:00.001+08:00

2009-09-21T21:36:00.003+08:00

The Patient Finally Runs Out Of Patience
Hospital | Iowa, USA

(I am a phlebotomist and go around drawing blood at the hospital all day. I am drawing blood on the rehab floor where patients are generally doing well. I start to draw one patient’s blood when his wife runs into the room.)

Patient’s wife: “Oh my God! What are you doing?!”

Me: “I’m from the lab and I’m just getting some blood.”

Patient’s wife: “What?! Why?! What is wrong with my husband?!”

Me: “Ma’am, this is all pretty routine blood work.”

(Hearing the commotion, the nurse runs in.)

Nurse: “Ma’am, the insurance company asked we get this blood work since it has been awhile. I assure you nothing is wrong.”

Patient’s wife: “No, you’re lying! My husband is dying and no one will tell me why!”

(Suddenly, the patient himself speaks up.)

Patient, to wife: “D*** it! Sometimes I wish you were dying!”

2009-09-21T15:19:00.000+08:00

I feel this strange urge to mug but I can't bring myself to do it. Hmm. The outer slacker is countering the inner mugger in me! Rats. Or mice.

2009-09-18T20:07:00.001+08:00

WE REALLY GOT THIRD LOL :D

2009-09-17T21:35:00.000+08:00

AND SO GRAND FINALS IS TOMORROW. WE DAI! Hopefully we can scrape something like say... maybe third prize or something. >)

2009-09-16T20:24:00.002+08:00

Hi. I've been neglecting my blog too much D:

nice new post coming soon I promise

2009-09-12T13:40:00.002+08:00

NOOOOO. The longest extension on my body that defines who I am JUST GOT CHOPPED AWAY. ALONG WITH MY DIGNITY. After cultivating it and paying special attention to it in the bath, and fingering it every now and then to make sure it's still okay, It is unnerving to brush my palm over the spot where it once was. Now I shall live in shame for the rest of 8 weeks before it grows back.

Darn you, barbers of Singapore :(

2009-09-09T17:59:00.000+08:00

Oh no, I'm dead for school stuff again D:

2009-09-05T16:40:00.002+08:00

At last, I have the time to do a proper post! But I don't have the inspiration, so damn.

But anyway, my MSG has improved! By 1 grade. from 3.18 to 3.09 LOL. I'm still gonna get rawred D: Maths B4 and IH C6 OHNO. But my Chinese halved its grade! From E8 to B4! Actually that's a bad thing, because when I'm campaigning for president of the Anti-China Movement in the future, some paparazzi idiots are gonna dig up my report cards and find that I ACTUALLY PASSED CHINESE FOR ONE TERM IN MY LIFE. And then I'll get assassinated or something.

Oh which reminds me, there's that stupid Beijing Satellite Campus (BSC for all you newbs out there) thing from Oct 26-Dec 6, which means I have to pon HHK performance (rats) and waste about 6 weeks of my life. The only consolation is that I might be going there with about 90% of my good friends. But then again, there's this rumour going around that the number of people who can go for the October slot is limited, and so if I don't get in I'm gonna tell the school admin that I don't want to go anymore! YAY!

But seriously, I get really stressed just by thinking about it for even a minute. I swear my heart rate increases by 20% everytime I hear or see a Chinese word. Which means that if for some reason I contract hypothermia, the best way to cure me would be to rattle off strings of Confucian philosophy. Sadly enough, this also means that being in Beijing for a full 6 weeks would cause blood to spurt out of the space between my fingertips and my fingernails. Oooh gorey. The upside is, by the time I get back to Singapore I'll have a sweet nail varnish job done which smells strangely like dried blood. Assuming, of course, that I haven't already died from lack of blood.

But anyway, enough of the mentally disturbing descriptions. It will be fun to go to China and prance around the street gaily singing nursery rhymes in English. Then the China people come up to you and say "ni zai shuo shen me?" and you can laugh in their face. Understandably, this will incite their wrath and before you know it a dozen exploding battery packs will be flying your way. Fortunately, China goods are heavily flawed and even malfunctioning battery packs might malfunction in their new function, and... not explode. So the worst injury you could possibly receive is a few bruises. Hoorah.

You know the way people complain about the state of other countries? Like "Man, if I went to China, I probably won't survive past the first day" Yeah I can empathise with that... Except that with me, it's "Man, if I went to China, half its population probably won't survive past the first day". Ah, all of you are probably thinking now "this weasel is talking bullcrap. I bet he can't even hold a knife the right way hahaha". But of course, you have made a terrible miscalculation. I need no physical weapon. I HAVE PSYCHIC ABILITY. MUAHAHAHAHA. I can scratch my finger across a map of China and a magnitude 9.8 earthquake will occur at that very spot. Fortunately, I'm still sane, so that isn't often the case. Often.

(: Or maybe I'll just punch a guy.

2009-09-03T22:28:00.002+08:00

We got into the top 3 teams for the grand finals LOL. Stunning. Absolutely stunning. But that means we have some MEGA PREPARATION TO DO D:

On a side note, I went for MORE, a production by HCI EDC. Out of the 4 performances I have to say that the last one was the best lol... no wonder it's the SYF piece O_O The Chinese one I didn't understand, and the first two were marred by bad acting D: sorry werty. Teach your juniors better :D

2009-09-02T20:38:00.000+08:00

Hee. Got owned at grand finals by the judges D: But we did our part already so it's up to fate what happens :D

Hohum.

2009-08-29T21:01:00.003+08:00

Hey-ho. Went for litsem today. LOL I suddenly have this nice nostalgic feeling about CAP (sorry Carissa).

So hennyway, litsem was awesome as usual. Duh. Anything that starts with lit is obviously good. Except for lithium, lithuanasia, and whatever else along those lines. You get the point.

Chris Moonee Singh's (yes I purposely spelt that name wrongly because I didn't want random bloghits from people googling the guy) workshop was brilliant, even with the technical difficulties. Actually I heard afterward that he was quite pissed and said that if he couldn't conduct the workshop the way he wanted to, he preferred not to conduct it at all. But he did anyway, and it was awesomeness :O I SUDDENLY KNOW HOW TO WRITE POETRY LOL.

Yes yes, I know all you anxious readers out there are desperately craving for some fancy poetic works to satisfy your literary pallet. So, being the magnanimous soul that I am, I shall now share with you a work of utter brilliance that Celine and I spent a full 3 minutes on during the workshop.

The judge swings his mighty correction tape
BANG!
It sweeps ____ and forth
Over lines upon ____ of text
Choosing ___ selecting
Delete where applicable*
or justifiable*
or neither.

NOW IS THAT SHEER BRILLIANCE OR WHAT. Okay it isn't but still, 3 minutes for that is :D:D:D

Dum doo dee doo dum dum (stupid werty)

2009-08-28T20:14:00.000+08:00

dumdeedeedoodumdum

2009-08-24T18:11:00.003+08:00

Life is terribly twisted and unfair. It's not that I've just realised that; it's just that I've never really wanted to pollute my blog with random rants about how sucky the world is and whatever. In keeping with the record 300 consecutive non-emo posts that my blog has, this one shall not stray towards the overtly complaining side. However, it shall mellow down slightly from the usually bubbly tone, probably as a result of this scientific phenomenon known as the menstrual cycle.

And so, I failed Geography. This brings my Humanities score to a nicely scraped pass: 51%. And to think I studied the hardest I've ever done in three years for both History and Geography. Strangely enough, I could get an A1 with 1 and a half hours of studying last term, but couldn't even manage a pass with 3 hours of less notes this term. Hmm.

On the other hand, my project group got into the Grand Finals, thanks largely to Sec 4 team leader (hehe I don't think he reads this blog so there's no point posting his name as an acknowledgement). This essentially means more stress for us over the next few weeks leading up to the Grand Finals, and less time to mug D:

I suspect that if ever a bio practical were to be conducted on the effect of studying on my rate of doing well at tests, it would be similar to a temperature-enzyme activity graph. Past a certain amount of studying I start to denature and rapidly decline. Hmm. I must test this hypothesis.

2009-08-21T19:53:00.003+08:00

Hoho. It seems my blog has died, along with my grades. Oh well.

TEST WEEK IS OVER! HURRAH. THREE CHEERS FOR MARTYRDOM. I flunked history, maths and about 9 other subjects. Oh, and project's day :O actually that was the most redeeming part of the week, I think. :D

So hennyway. Inspiration still escapes me at this point in time, so I'll leave it there D:

Oh and by the way, GEB litsem is next Saturday. And I'm presenting :O ALL THOSE WHOM I KNOW THAT ARE GOING BRING YOUR POM-POMS AND YOUR VOICES.

2009-08-16T18:10:00.002+08:00

Imma die for tests tomorrow, the day after, the day after that, the following day, and the day after that again.

Wish me luck. Or don't. Things always have adverse, reverse effects whenever placed near me D:

2009-08-13T21:07:00.002+08:00

I'm in a state of spasmodial overdrive after realising I have about 10 more tests, 2 of which start tomorrow. Oh, and also because I just watched Heroes.

I think maybe a twitter account would be useful, what with my recent cascade of super short posts :/

2009-08-12T20:25:00.002+08:00

Hohoho I'm down with an unidentified illness. Warts on my fingers, rashes on my neck, pus cannons on my feet :O Oh, and did I mention a 40.2 degrees Celsius fever, vomiting every hour, spontaneous diarrhoea, and massive sneezes? LOL went to KKH today and the doctors couldn't even diagnose it. Seems like some kind of cross between H1N1 and hand foot and mouth D: Yay I'll be ponning school until the exams LOL good luck to me D:

Okay, I'm kidding. I only have a 37.6 fever and diarrhoea. But ponning school for 6 weeks sounds fun D:

2009-08-08T22:19:00.002+08:00

Okay lah werty since you want an excuse not to do homework I give you. NAH. Nao you tell tommiechern that you were reading my blog then can dun do essay.

Unlike werty, I shall do a proper movie review on G.I.Joe: Rise of cold bra as promised. Warning: spoilers ahead.

Big big spoilers.

First of all, there's two chiobus! AMAGAD I bet you could never have guessed from the trailers/movie posters right. Hurhur.

And for the girls, there is CHANNING TATUM! :O In case you didn't know, he's some hot guy from the upcoming Fighting

Okay, now that the tone has just been sweetened by eye candy, I shall move on to the real deal.

I've watched 3 blockbusters this holidays. Three of the most EPIC blockbusters, in fact. Number 1: Transformers 2. Number 2: Harry Potter 6. Number 3: G.I.Joe. Number 3 wins the other 2 HANDS DOWN AMAGAD.

This is a very interesting phenomenon. Transformers casts A list actors aka Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Shia Lebeouf + Maxim Hot 100 number 2 Megan Fox (I still think she's a transexual). Harry Potter 6 casts more A list actors aka Helena Bonham Carter, Ian McKellen, and our cute trio Daniel, Emma and Rupert. G.I.Joe casts B and C list actors, plus some I've never heard of before. Just look at the cast. The only really well known guy there is Dennis Quaid, and he plays a minor supporting role in the show. And Lee Byung-Hun as well lah, but I can never differentiate Korean names, sorry.

And for some strange reason, G.I.Joe simply owns Transformers and HP6. WHAI!

Okay, for HP6, the answer is simple. Movies developed from books are just NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. Remember Stormbreaker? 'Nuff said.

Now we can draw parallels between Transformers and G.I.Joe.

Transformers is an extremely high-budget movie sequel with dozens of the best special effects guys on earth. Transformers was the first movie to be allowed permission to shoot on actual Pyramid-infested Egyptian soil. Transformers has a scene in which CGI is used to augment certain areas of the female anatomy, and which is explicitly plastered all over trailers and the web. Transformers has enough explosions and gunfire to make Sar Dumb Hew Sayn (read that aloud; I had to censor it in case blogger decides to sue me for post-humous slander) look like a saint.

Now, on the other hand, G.I.Joe is a less-extremely high-budget movie PREQUEL with dozens of the second-best special effects guys on earth. It's soil is not actual Egyptian soil, but of the kind that you might find while walking around in World of Warcraft. G.I.Joe has a scene in which CGI is used to augment... nothing of the human anatomy. G.I.Joe has enough explosions and gunfire to... well it pretty much matches Star Wars in this aspect.

After much discussion, my brain and I have concluded that G.I.Joe owns Transformers 10000000:1 because of a few factors.

One: Transformers has absolutely NO plot. Okay, it does, but the plot is about as existent as the skeleton of an earthworm. HAH earthworms have no skeletons, got you there. G.I.Joe, on the other hand, DOES have a plot, albeit a rather thinly crafted one. The difference is, Transformers, as mentioned, is a SEQUEL, while G.I.Joe is a PREQUEL. Think Spiderman 2 and Exorcism:the Beginning.

Two: In Transformers, characterisation happens in the form of a headless chicken. The character(s) with the most depth is, for some reason, Starscream. Ironic, isn't it? The humans are robotic, while the robots are humanistic. How sad. G.I.Joe, luckily, doesn't have gigantic alien androids jumping around the place destroying more gigantic alien androids; it focuses more on HUMAN characterisation. The fight between good and innate evil in the form of nanomites. I like.

Three: In Transformers, the eye candy is so well known it's stale. Megan Fox? Oh, that's right, the transexual who's made it to the Maxim Top 100 list for as many times as my SMS count has gone overboard. Which is 2, by the way. And look over on the G.I.Joe side. Sienna Miller, you may have heard of: she is the Victoria person in Stardust. Ah, but who is Rachel Nichols? I'm not going to tell you. Google is your best friend.

Conclusion: G.I.Joe > Transformers. Period.

That post was longer than I expected :O

2009-08-07T23:45:00.001+08:00

I watched G.I.Joe today with espada. Shall blog about it tomorrow :O very tired nao.

2009-08-03T21:10:00.001+08:00

I don't know why, but I have this nagging feeling in me that I have a dumpyard full of homework just WAITING to be incinerated.

2009-08-01T11:59:00.002+08:00

(After English functional writing common test, in which we were given an article on a terrorist attack on a third world country, and we were supposed to roleplay the President of said country. The article is contrasted by a propaganda press release by this activist group called New World)

Brion: Eh crap I die liao. I thought the "denounce" in "denounce the actions of the terrorists" means the opposite of "announce", which is keep quiet, so I didn't write.

All: WTF BRION.

Brion: Lol shyt. Eh then when the New World media thing sympathise with the terrorists, means I also have to sympathise with the terrorists right?

All: BRION ARE YOU STUPID.

Brion: Huh? But then I thought the New World thing means all first-world countries what.

All: ... *dies*

Brion: Wait but then the article say that we abuse the terrorists because they minority, and one guy died under interrogation.

All: BRION DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS PROPAGANDA?

Brion: Oh shit.

2009-07-30T18:03:00.000+08:00

Ah. INSPIRATION. :(

A brief history of time

2009-07-26T19:31:00.002+08:00

Hurrah. I have just given a post its first proper title. Now we shall see if this blogskin of mine displays titles.

So, anyway.

In anticipation to craft my long overdue English essay, I shall BLOG. Yes, the marvels of blogging. One can not only reminisce the past, but warm up to unleash his writing potential!

Crap I sound like an idiot.

But, no matter. Yesterday, I survived 2 hours of the latest Harry Potter movie. I feel an accomplished man. All in all I suppose it was a rather charming movie, not good, but not dreadful either *hinthinttransformers*. At least this movie had a PLOT, albeit a sketchy one. But then again, my judgment might be skewed (L5 for purpose and author intent) as I had read the book prior to watching the film. Hmm.

For once, I have no intention to string together a story with lame jokes and puns on the various books in the Harry Potter Septology. Although I HAVE been generating one inside my head.
Hint: the Chamber of Secrets is comparable to a nostril. Guess what the Philosopher's Stone is.

I want to be maniacal for once.

2009-07-21T23:11:00.001+08:00

Brilliant.

2009-07-19T19:27:00.002+08:00

I've recently been getting really short of stuff to blog about. If you haven't already noticed, my posts have largely degenerated to the norm of everyday life and events. Sadly, THIS SHOULD NOT BE THE CASE.

On the other hand, I don't really want to start a random fantasy series out of nothingness and post chapters and chapters that show off my descriptive ability. It would just make me seem embarrassingly lonely and delusional. Yes, I know you are all thinking somewhere along the lines of "but the weasel IS delusional anyway. I mean, he even thinks he's psychic!" Unfortunately for the both of us, I DO believe that self depreciating humour works for the better good most of the time, as it provides laughter for you, and a massive ego boost for me.

By that, I do not acknowledge that I am not psychic. I still am.

But back to the point. I am seriously at a shortage of topics to post about. Constantly reminiscing the past day or week only makes me realise my own mortality. Deleting a post is akin to erasing a memory from my mind D: on the other hand, blogging random intangible topics gives me a sense of exhiliration at knowing that I have successfully put an idea onto paper! Or bytes. Whichever. But still, all this philosophy DOES have its merits... be it an A1 in Literature, or an E8 in Chinese for efficiently making use of time to blog rather than do homework.

I should have joined Raffles. They have philosophy as a subject. It's probably the only subject where you can stare into blank space for an hour with an empty piece of paper in front of you. The teacher comes over to ask why you're dreaming, and you respond by telling him/her that a picture speaks a thousand words. Then you watch him/her revel in awe at your depth of thought and creativity.

I BET YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT. SEE? THAT'S PRECISELY WHY I BLOG ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS. Abstractness is key to the future.

2009-07-17T22:36:00.001+08:00

Methinks me has work to do D:

2009-07-16T01:49:00.002+08:00

Ironically, Mousehunt on Facebook gives me a startling sense of my own mortality.

No, it's not because I watch my rodent brethren getting culled one by one across computer generated mouse traps.

Somehow, this 15 min interval thing between sounding horns makes me... realise how time goes by and never comes back. I would wait impatiently immediately after sounding a horn, and then come back 15 mins later... only to realise how little I've done in that 15 mins. I should seriously rethink my life's work! WHAT TO I AIM TO ACHIEVE FROM ALL THIS D:

And when will someone blow that final horn and it's time for me to go? O:

2009-07-13T10:25:00.003+08:00

This. Is. Beyond. Awesome.

What to say. This is the most brilliant piece of music I have ever heard in my entire life. Seriously. The violinist plays like that Dragonforce fastest guitarist in the world dude. The harpist claws his harp like a weasel. The percussionist grooves as if he's jizzing in tempo with the music. The singers are pitch perfect. EVERYONE IN THIS PERFORMANCE IS SHEER BRILLIANCE.

Oh my gawd. CONSISTENTLY BRILLIANT. I shall bookmark each and everyone of their pieces NAO.

2009-07-11T13:06:00.001+08:00

Oh yes I keep forgetting to post about this. Now that I remember, some post about 3 weeks back said that something revolutionary happened right. Now that we have confirmation, HERE IT IS.

On that fateful night, my dad strolled into my room and asked me to photocopy and cheque for him. I looked at it and it said 9 thousand 5 hundred dollars ONLY. Then he told me he just sold our HOUSE. LOL. And we hadn't even bought a new house. Then he said we had 18 weeks to move out. SHEER BRILLIANCE.

So anyway, after that he went on a house scouting spree and bought a 1.7m terrace -.- After which he laughed and said "I don't think I have enough money. If after one year I decide I can't pay the bank back, then just sell lor"

o.o my dad is a radical extremist. I LIKE.

2009-07-08T19:47:00.002+08:00

I have, once again, entered a state of blog hiatus D: However, after reading a blog with very obviously fabricated posts (I DON'T TELL YOU WHO), I have once again decided to return to the web-based create-your-own-life-story application which is commonly known as blogger.

So, I shall attempt yet again to blog about what all you self-centred people do out there. BLOG ABOUT YOUR DAY/LIFE/LACKTHEREOF. I notice that I have been doing this recently... hmm. Regression into the realm of the conceited is NOT top on my list of priorities.

Anyway, today marks the effect of my renewed contract as a slave.

This delegate would like to propose the following declaration, which constitutes the abolishment of freedom of both children and adolescents alike, aged 4-18.

Clause 1: All Singaporeans of age 4 through 18 shall be given shelter for half a day, 5 days each week, in designated areas across the country.
sub-clause 1a) Singaporeans who fall in this age group, and are housed for said time at any designated location, shall be called "students (plura)/student (singular)"
sub-clause 1b) These hostels shall be given the name "schools (plural)/school (singular)"
sub-clause 1c) These "schools" include, but shall not be limited to, the establishment of governmental institutions and personnel

Clause 2: The government of Singapore shall employ facilitators to ensure the smooth running of these schools
sub-clause 2a) These facilitators shall be given the term "teachers (plural)/teacher (singular)"
sub-clause 2b) All teachers must undergo training in the use of lethal weaponry, which includes homework, projects, and miscellaneous related items

Clause 3: The government of Singapore shall implement a series of regulated propaganda that is to be properly disseminated to all students during the period at which they are housed in these schools
sub-clause 3a) This carefully created set of propaganda shall be given the term "education curriculum"
sub-clause 3b) Any student who defies the education curriculum shall be handed over to the authorities concerned, and be dealt with swiftly and efficiently
sub-clause 3c) Any recalcitrant students shall instantly either be given a lethal dose of homework, or be expelled from the community

This delegate yields to any and all points of information. Thank you.

Motion to table this declaration o.o

2009-07-03T10:07:00.001+08:00

The true origin of the popular fictional muay thai fighter, as shown from the recent trend on facebook of "FIND YOUR ROBOT NAME"

O.N.G.B.A.K.: Operational Neohuman Generated for Battle and Accurate Killing

This application is pure, 100% sheer genius, just like Marigold peel fresh.

2009-07-02T21:04:00.001+08:00

Oh no. Creativity escapes me for the time being. Time to pack my bag and get ready for school tomorrow. HOW I WISH I HAD ELEARNING D: D: D:

2009-07-02T21:04:00.000+08:00

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2009-06-29T20:43:00.002+08:00

I was going to post something, but then I saw a message somewhere that said something, and now I can't post it anymore =( HCI people know what I mean. LOL.

So anyway, the first day of school today was quite screwed... Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

First of all, I had to wake up at... 5.30. And as we all know, after holiday mood, EVERYONE wakes up late. So I woke up at 6 and realised I was gonna be late. How I wish I could have woken up at 8 instead ._. I needed that extra 2 hours of sleep.

So after that I changed into my uniform... that dreaded piece of clothing D: Sadly, Singaporean students aren't allowed to wear home clothes on school days... especially on the official first day of school D:

Ahh... the bus to school was SO TERRIBLY CROWDED. Stupid peak hours. I mean, I was almost late for school! D: How I wished at that point of time that I could be at home sleeping... lying comfortably on my bed... with the happy thought that we all had 1 week extended holidays... :(

Oh and the worst part was the feeling of NO INTERNET, NO MSN, NO LEISURE. Seriously, after one month of holiday, I had got used to the computer so much that throughout the first half of the day I was contemplating what I would do if I could be at home having e-learning... Hmm I would probably have made it to the Facebook top list (this week) for Connecto 2... TWICE. Haha I'm dreaming =/

Ah crap. What's more after the whole of today.. I come back with so many subjects worth of homework! All due tomorrow! After just getting scolded for not handing in all my undone homework... I get MORE.

Ahhh... HOW I WISH MOE DECLARED ONE WEEK OF E-LEARNING!!!

:P

2009-06-27T23:29:00.002+08:00

D: due to unforeseen circumstances (I forgot that it is my time of the month yet again. And by time of the month I don't mean the period where I bleed excessively from somewhere in my anatomy, rather the period at which I transform into a wereweasel), I DID NOT WATCH LANDOFTHELOST YESTERDAY.

D:

On the other hand, HCI has just decided to prolong my lifespan by declaring one week of elearning. Note, I do not use the term "holiday" as that is 1) non-existent in HCI Sec3 HP and 2) the previous elearning was pure nightmare... this elearning is like that except with a TIMEDEADLINE.

Goodluck to me.

2009-06-25T23:35:00.003+08:00

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has one seriously epic DISASTER of a plot. Though I have to admit the rendering of the action scenes was sheer genius.

Werty, if you read this, and I know you are (I know ur one of the faithful readers of my blog still sticking to it in times of economic crisis LOL), if and when you watch transformers, DO NOT EXPECT TOO MUCH. Seriously.

WARNING: MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN THE THEATRE ITSELF AND REGRET YOU EVER PAID THAT $8.50 OR $10, WHICHEVER.

Let me just say that throughout the entire movie, despite having an Optimal, Prime seat in the middle and skin as thick as Iron Hide, I was completely Devastated by the Bumbled-up plot of the film. First there was the Twin disaster of the random legend of the Cybertronian (transformers are supposedly an alien civilisation that once lived on a cheesilynamed planet Cybertron) pioneers on Earth, and the completely pointless Rachet (pronounce as racket) over a college girl, who turns out to be a Decepticon. The next few chunks of nonsense which the producers call "plot developments" inevitably Ravaged my original fanboyish ideals. By the end, I was ready to Startscreaming at the Megatronically (sorry couldn't find an application for him so I created some nonsense. I'm really lame) screwed cataclismic events that supposedly shaped the story. The ending was the worst: it gave me the feeling of a Blackout. I came out the theatre knowing that my opinion of the Transformer franchise has just Fallen.

Sorry for the extremely lame usage of random Transformer names there, I was evidently feeling extremely creative (if you don't know already, most of the capitalised non-start-of-sentence-words in the paragraph above are the names of Transformers, either in the first movie or Revenge of the Fallen)

What have modern-day blockbusters come to D: looking forward to some more slapstick mindless comedy in Land of the Lost tomorrow. For some reason the reviews have been quite okay for it... like Tropic Thunder. Looks bad, but has a good plot.

Hmm. Hopefully.

2009-06-22T23:14:00.002+08:00

Well, today was brilliant. Sadly, I don't have enough time to make a REALLY PROPER POST (sorry Carissa), because of what happened today.

Okay fine so today started out fine, I woke up the earliest I have this entire holidays: 6.45. I immediately rushed off to Toa Payoh to meet Ryo before going to school, and this is what happens.
7.15: "eh Ryo I'm gonna go shit. might be late."
7.30: "okay I just boarded the bus. 10 mins time reach"

So I reach there as expected, at 7.40. I call him and he tells me he's coming. I wait until 8 o clock before he arrives and tells me he slept from the moment I told him I was gonna go answer nature's call. And naturally he says it with this cheeky grin on his face LOL. Stupid Ryo.

Well we go to school and apparently we aren't really needed there, because the two seniors can tank the media equipment on their own. So we go back home. Hurrah.

Anyway...

The reason I reached home at 10 is because SOMEBODY WANTED TO TAKE A BUS.

Seriously, two days ago our senior showed us the bus stop that has 157 stopping at it. Today Ryo decided to take bus home again, so we went to a bus stop near my senior's house. We happily sat there for a full 25 mins, waiting anxiously for 157 to come, before I realised that "hey... these two buses are the only ones that have ever passed... and they passed 3 times each". So I stood up and looked at the signboard, and looked at the directory behind me, and LO AND BEHOLD, 157 DOES NOT STOP AT THAT BUS STOP. So Ryo and I frantically get up and rush over the correct bus stop, which I sleuth out with weasel senses. All in all, I waste 50 mins of my precious fragile life before I actually board 157.

Three cheers for idiocy.

2009-06-20T22:51:00.000+08:00

WHAT. TO. POST.

Inspiration, please blast me in the head in a JimmyNeutronic fashion.

2009-06-19T21:09:00.002+08:00

I just realised something. Although my blog gets like 35+ hits everyday, it's people either coming back twice or mega-refreshing D: There's only like 15+ unique visitors everyday lol.

THIS WILL NOT DO. EVERYONE. GET YOUR FRIENDS HERE AND SPREAD THE PROPAGANDA.

2009-06-18T23:31:00.000+08:00

LOL something really epic happened today. But I shall not post about it until I receive COMPLETE confirmation in about 2 weeks time. HOHOHOHO.

2009-06-15T20:55:00.002+08:00

HELLO WORLD AND ALL THOSE WHO INHABIT IT. I am back from shooting chalet HOOHAH.

For once we didn't have to spend mountains of money (alliteration) to book a chalet at some crappy place... instead we bunked at

-ready yourself-

Junda's. SPARE. BUNGALOW O:

Now repeat that after me.

SPARE. BUNGALOW.

Feeling shocked? Here's another megasurprise. The spare bungalow is one of not two, but THREE. Living on the same plot of land is also a private pool and... A FULL TENNIS COURT. Seriously, walking from one end of the estate to the other is worse than running 2.4. I highly suspect not even my weightloss program (see one of the previous posts) could not have yielded results as positive as 3 days at that place.

Okay... so as you might all have guessed by now, the moment I stepped into the house, I felt like rushing off to Best Denki and asking for their most expensive equipment. The estate just has this wonderfully deceptive aura that makes you feel richer than the coconut milk in nasi lemak. The floor isnt CARPETED perse... but that's to be expected of a SPARE bungalow... alternatively it was tiled with... well... MARBLE. Oh and did I mention... one of the... 6 toilets, I think, has a jacuzzi. And it's bigger than my room. I suddenly feel dwarfed beyond words D:

So anyway... I shall proceed with the regular, mundane method of blogging events which most other bloggers use. NARRATIVE IN A LINEAR TIMELINE.

Day 1 (starts at 5pm): We arrive at the chalet/bungalow to revel in awe for a full hour, after which we proceed to play tennis. Dinner is a barbecue, with some cooking while others attempting to play tennis. After the barbecue is over, there are people STILL trying to play tennis, albeit with about 20 less balls due to the unnatural ability of tennis balls to fly beyond the perimeter. This lasts for until about 2am, when everyone proceeds inside the house to form a conglomerate of alluring sweaty individuals.

Day 2: I wake up to go to church, after which I head back to eat porridge for lunch (this was unexpected, but the porridge was nice). Some people have already left by this time, and the rest are happily playing on the laptop/xbox. There follows some tennis and LAN gaming (most of the remainder are guys), while the girls sleep on the sofa. Later, the guys move into a room for more xbox, while I sleep. Amazingly, I manage to sleep a full 2 hours (according to James) amidst yelling and expletives in that compact place. There is pizza for dinner, more tennis, and some table tennis while Ryo and others go to Bukit Timah Plaza for pool. Then there is more fun in the xbox room until I, along with some others, gets tired and goes to sleep.

Day 3: I wake up to find the sky is brighter than my own mind, and proceed to check the time on the aircon remote control. It says 1.40. I instantly jump out of bed wondering how on earth I could have slept in till 1.40. And what's more James is still sleeping on the bed LOL. I hop out of the room and see the clock on the wall, which gives me my second heart attack of the day: the clock reads 3.45. Fortunately, the house has been abandoned for so long that the timing of both clocks are faulty: the actual time is 12.20, as my phone tells me later. This is followed by some more sleeping on the sofa, clearing of the house, and we are OFF to King Albert Park for a 4 o clock lunch.

And that concludes my epic trip to a corner of the true El Dorado of Singapore.

2009-06-12T23:59:00.002+08:00

I wrote 1641 Chinese characters for my zongjie, ie post-competition reflection.

That's 5 and a half pages when converted to Chinese foolscap. Not including punctuation marks, indentations, and the like.

I just wrote more for a reflection than I ever have for a Chinese compo. LOL. In roughly the same amount of time too... 1 and a half hours. NAISE!

2009-06-12T20:54:00.001+08:00

I highly suspect there is a less-than-subtle reason why the Chinese version of Sun Tzu's Art of War is written in four letter phrases strung together.

2009-06-11T23:00:00.000+08:00

Individual first. LOL. WHAT A JOKE.

But coach is still gonna crap me... D: I shot 575 o.o

My sets: 95 93 98 96 96 97 LOL Coach is going to OWN MEH

2009-06-10T22:28:00.002+08:00

Oh look, my calendar says that today is the 10th of June, which means MY COMPETITION IS TOMORROW. There are currently two possible destinations for my life after tomorrow: one is home and the other is the gutter. At the rate my training standard is going, it looks like I'm gonna have to sleep in the gutter after all D:

Actually I'm quite lucky that the competition is in the afternoon... then I can SLEEP. Sleep is important for me because it allows me to replenish my mana to its max. After which I can spam bullets as quickly and accurately as doing physics questions. But sadly, I probably won't be sleeping in too much tomorrow... my biological clock automatically pulls me out of bed before 10 D: Most of the time.

Hmm so anyway, I guess this has to be yet another short post. My energy is much better spent on other stuff. Such as. WARCRAFT NAO!

2009-06-09T20:55:00.001+08:00

Ah. It appears I broke my blogging spree D:

And once again... I have no idea what to blog about... GRAHGHHGHHSH

Post another day then=(

2009-06-07T17:16:00.002+08:00

Aha third consecutive daily post. Now that it's the holidays I apparently have more time... or maybe it's because it's still the first week of holidays and I haven't thought of my homework list yet... D:

Apparently I have nothing to blog about except that I suddenly get a nostalgic feeling about CAP. LOL. Dang I'm applying for council next year... which means NO SLC IF I GET IN. It's all thanks to a certain flaking genius that I probably shall never experience SLC in my entire life... And no I'm not going to name the sentient being in question. I do not believe in mass flaming.

And so anyway. I have decided to abandon my bodybuilding regime due to unforeseen circumstances (I fell out my 14 storey window and broke my neck). Instead I shall continue on my quest to eternal gelatinous paradise. This anti-dieting process will require painstaking effort to eat anything and everything in sight, starting from this delightful "Sun Tzu's Art of War" in Chinese sitting right in front of me.

*munchmunch*. Ahh. Tastes of 36 different flavours.

2009-06-06T22:59:00.002+08:00

I got 78/100 for my theory. Missed merit by 2 points. ARGH.

And guess what my teacher said. "I think if you got merit got reward leh... money or something"

LOL I GO EMO.

Anyway let's break down my marks.

1) Figuring bass: 11/15. Didn't expect super high for this lol. It seems quite reasonable.

2) Constructing melody from chords: 11/15 as well. This seems rather reasonable too. A2.

3) Composing melody: 17/20. THIS IS THE REAL SURPRISE. I was thinking I would get what... 13? Suddenly so high D:

4) Answering questions based on 3 part passage: 20/25. Another surprise. I have a history of doing badly at this section cos I always can't answer the questions/lazy to find notes.

5) Answering questions based on orchestral passage: 19/25. Last surprise. Once again I have a history of doing TERRIBLY at this part not least because all the performance directions are in what... Italian, French, or German? o.o

All in all... I AM HAPPEH WITH MY RESULTS. hohoho but if only the figured bass and constructing melody got 1 more mark each... maybe I would have got some MONEY D:

2009-06-05T18:03:00.002+08:00

Aww. Carissa's tag is so touching. Particularly because I haven't spoken to her in like, a month? D:

Okay fine so anyways.

I shot an amazing eight 8s and one 7 for training today. EXCELLENT. Compared to my mere two 8s yesterday and the day before... D:

What's more, I have a competition next week-.- I feel about as ready to shoot as a newborn is ready to run a marathon. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA. Actually I think a baby can run a marathon faster than I run my 2.4 D: OHNO PHAT WEASEL GO LOSE WEIGHT.

It's surprising, really, when one can run at the speed of light, lift planets with his little finger, and split China into half by scratching a map of it, and still manage to be heavier than most other humans. Of course, the weasel's skeleton is made of a dense substance that allows it to be indestructible, but that's far beside the point. The point is that based on multiple scientific findings, the weasel's mass should be zero. To illustrate this point, let us simply look at Einstein's theory of relativity. He states that once an object reaches the speed of light, its mass will be zero. In this case shouldn't my mass be zero then? Ah... one of the many interesting conundrums of the universe.

Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. Enough of the incessant blabbering already. I know you all don't believe me anyway, which is why I have lowered myself to the level of mortals and drafted a practical strategy to lose weight. By the end of this June holidays, you will all see a magnificent change in the Weasel's exoskeletal body. No more gargantuan biceps: they will be replaced by mere anthills. No more living kevlar stomach: they will be replaced by a mere 6 packs of weak human muscle. No more pistons for the thighs: in their place, chicken meat will appear. With the absence of such mammoth amounts of metal and dense substance in my body, I will definitely lose weight :D

So there, I have my goal in mind. How am I going to achieve this, you may ask? Once more, I provide a down-to-earth solution.

Firstly, I instead of doing things physically, such as lifting a pen and writing with it, I shall use my psychic powers to make them happen. This will cut down on my exercise time about twenty-fold, giving me a 20x exp bonus for weightloss. Secondly, when I need to get from place to place, I shall not use the human abomination that is the foot, and instead proceed to warp space and teleport myself to my destination. This will cut down on my exercise time a further 30 times, giving me an altogether 50x exp bonus. With this accelerated exp gain, I will grind to the point that I level up enough to learn the new skill "lose weight". With this, I will drastically decrease my own weight, as well as the weight of the whole universe in the process.

Am I a genius or what?

2009-06-04T00:01:00.000+08:00

hmm. despite my best efforts, my blog is dying D: REVIVE YOU INSOLENT BEAST

2009-05-30T15:05:00.002+08:00

The tissue has spoken and for once, she makes sense.

I NEED TO POST.

But what to post, I don't know.

Oh yes, this is my agenda for the next 4 weeks: (note, I do not use the term "holiday schedule")

1st week, morning training, afternoon AEP project
2nd week, morning training, afternoon AEP project, 13th June competition
3rd week, AEP project, HRP, YFC
4th week, AEP project, HRP, YFC
Saturday and Sunday before school reopens, go out into the public and sneeze 500 times, increasing the number of swine flu cases in Singapore so that school reopening is delayed
Extended weeks before school reopens: chiong undone homework

As you can see, my June this year is going to be an eventful one.

Perhaps there should be a redefining of the term "holiday". Hmm. I could probably propose one to the official Oxford dictionary.

Holiday: a term which is used by the government of a country to lower stress levels of its people by implanting delusions of relaxation into their minds. This fantastical ideal can range from 1 day to an entire year, depending on circumstances. However, it must be noted that the said word does not exist in the real world, but merely in the fictional landscape of Narnia.

So there. Oxford dudes. Take my defiition and spread it to the world.

2009-05-23T20:59:00.004+08:00

World News Headlines:
LOLIFINALLYGOTABLOG.BLOGSPOT.COM IS DECLINING IN VIEWERSHIP

Due to a recent lack of updates, lolifinallygotablog.blogspot.com, the website that has the second most hits worldwide losing only to google, has recently declined in viewership. Statistics show that the once heavily populated blog, getting about 200 million hits per day, has since dropped in standard to a mere 150 million hpd. The alarming 25% decrease in sales has prompted the creators of the website to step up measures in combating the recent economic crisis.

Due to the turbulence of the world markets, humans have started spending less time reading through amazingly witty and humorous posts on lolifinallygotablog.blogspot.com, and are instead turning to evidently less meaningful sites such as bbc.co.uk. In this situation, the creators of the once-popular website have formed a conglomerate of experts to deal with the situation. The cluster of specialists have, for reasons too obvious to explain, christened the group "W.E.A.S.E.L.", which stands for We Evidently Are Superbly Elected Leaders. This team of intellectuals has come up with a plan to boost the viewership of the said website.

"In order to increase the rate at which our website receives hits, the members of W.E.A.S.E.L. have drafted an ingenius plan. They intend to increase the blogpost count such that more viewers will reminisce the good old times they had at this website, and come back for more," said a spokesman for W.E.A.S.E.L.

It looks like we can hope for more posts on the website, then.

2009-05-20T21:48:00.002+08:00

I think I have some form of sleeping disorder that allows me to transcend into a blissful oblivion.

I came home at 3.15 today, bathed, checked my email for abit, then turned off the com at 4.15. I then set my phone alarm to ring at 505, and promptly lay down on the floor to sleep. At this point in time, I was the only one at home. My sister and my mother came back at whoknowswhattime, and my sister heard my phone ringing. Thinking it was someone calling, she came into my room and saw the phone. She then turned off the alarm. After that, my pastor called me while I was sleeping, and my sister/mother wrote down the number on a sheet of paper, before depositing the note RIGHT BESIDE MY HEAD. Note: I was happily sleeping throughout this entire process.

I woke up at 730 to the call of both my mother and my stomach. When I woke up I saw the light blue sky of evening and my first thought was "OH CRAP I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL". Then I heard another call for dinner and was temporarily stunned. I swear, that 3 hour nap can be likened to a coma. SERIOUSLY. I need more sleep D:

2009-05-18T22:52:00.002+08:00

I AM REALLY PISSED AT TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW. Why is it that all technology associated with me seems to screw up? First my older mobile phone, then my old mobile phone, and now my handphone. And then comes my laptop.

Brief introduction: this stupid machine has already hanged 5 times today, 4 tonight. And it doesn't hang while I'm running some super high-speed process that uses up alot of RAM... I can be talking on msn for 5 minutes, not touch any other program, and just move my mouse around. AND IT HANGS JUST LIKE THAT. My mouse moves and suddenly stops, and the blinking from msn stops, and ctrl+alt+dlt ALSO DOESN'T WORK. And the stupidest thing is, yesterday it destroyed my HRP D: luckily I had a recent saved version of it, but I still lost some parts.

I just find it really stupid that a machine that's supposed to be GAMING GRADE i.e. high RAM, powerful, ANTI-LAG AND HANG, can hang so much. And this isn't the first time. It's been repeatedly displaying such signs of erratic and rebellious behaviour ever since I bought it, which is about 2 months ago. Seriously, if this keeps up, either I'm going to call tech support and stab them with a piece of the computer's pathetic hard drive, or I'm going to jump out my window, taking the laptop with me.

2009-05-16T20:36:00.001+08:00

ARGH MY BLOG IS DYING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REVIVE REVIVE REVIVE. I shall use my weasel powers to revive it before it leaves the universe FOREVER.

2009-05-09T17:26:00.002+08:00

Ahh wow. Mas Selamat has been captured (I'm not lag... just that I didn't have time to post last night (see below))

Singaporean/Malaysian authorities should just place some kind of GPS substance into his prison food such that it will dissolve into his bloodstream and render him trackable! omg. Furthermore, this substance shall be made of such molecular complexity that it cannot form enzyme substrate complexes with amylase, lipase or whatever-ase there is in that massive concoction of stuff that is the human body. This will cause NO active sites being formed, thus there is ZERO rate of catalysis and temperature is no longer a limiting factor.

I got A1 for bio btw. HAH.

So anyway, I have a marvellously thought up theory as to the entire of Mas Selamat's journey from his escape on February 27th 2008 up till April 1st 2009 when he was caught. And of course, I shall write it all out in an academic fashion with precise diction and flowery use of language, taking care to write an appropriate topic sentence, three solid paragraphs, and a conclusion for L5.

Here goes:

On February 26th 2008, Singaporean authorities struck a deal with Mas Selamat, giving him Oreos and Milk in exchange for secrets from the JI terrorist network. The two parties formed a wonderful plan that included Mas supposedly escaping from the detention centre, eventually to leave the island and infiltrate the JI network. In order to help him succeed, the authorities amputated his bad leg and attached a rocket booster.

On February 27th 2009, Mas went into the toilet and gave the guard a cookie. The guard, upon eating, did not hear the scraping noises that Mas made against the wall as he climbed out the window. The authorities shut off the surveillance camera and secretly cut a hole in the fence so he could successfully escape. Witnesses said they saw Mas walking around the area looking dazed and lost, but he was probably faking it and just looking out for snipers.

After February 27th 2008, Mas escaped to a secluded dock off the East Coast region, where he discovered a couple making out. He told them that there were free Subway cookies being given out 1km away, and the couple readily left. He then used his rocket booster to fly into the air and escape to Malaysia.

Before April 1st 2009, Mas used his power of cookie persuasion to weasel secrets out of the JI top guns. He then alerted the Singapore authorities who arranged a "capture" with Malaysian authorities.

April 1st 2009, Mas Selamat was "caught" along with other suspected terrorists, and held in Malaysian detention centre, where he divulged confidential information in exchange for more cookies.

April 2nd-May 6th 2009, before information about the capture was released to the public, the governments of both countries went on secret missions to assassinate all of those who had discovered their plans. The murders were mysteriously hushed up and/or reported as natural deaths. Among the people who were supposed to be killed was me, but I used my ownage psychic powers to wipe the government's memory clean. It is thus that I survive.

Present day: Mas Selamat has finished divulging information, and the governments are currently deciding whether to give him double choc chip or white choc cookies or both.

L1/1
Ps see me for terrible analysis and paragraph structuring

2009-05-08T22:56:00.002+08:00

OMG werty reminded me. I haven't updated in awhile. Bah.

I shall find some time to update tmr LOL. I have... ALOT of things to say.

Like maybe my China studies in Chinese test which got 16/50? LOL. Cos two essay questions and 25 marks each... and I second question wrote the wrong point of view lol o.o. Then today supposed to retest that question but I had to do China compo... D:

And today we ran 12x200m relay for CSM LOL. 3H3 (actually is HP but we scam) got first for finals 1! YAY. Like omg almost lost lucky the 3P2 guy drop baton lol. Epitome of championism. But then in finals 2 got like 3 teams better than us. BSP OMG. WE LOST TO CHINA PEOPLE D: by like I think 4 sec or something? Ryo emo now because he twisted his leg while running then damn slow LOL so lame (pun intended). But nvm lah owner the weasels till support you (:

OKAY UPDATE TMR SLACK! I just lost two games inhouse DotA D: EMOEMOEMO

2009-05-01T16:38:00.002+08:00

OMG back-to-back awesome movies. Yesterday's "The Days" so ownage then today watch axemen allrijins - wewlvureen!

And it was quite ownage nia. Quite only.

SO today went to J8 to watch. Then supposed reach there at 11 then movie 1130. I reached at 1110 then Brion called me "eh you know werty so lame la. he haven't even book ticket when he reach here so long ago".

And I thought werty booked ticket online yesterday night already LOLOLOL stupid werty.

Btw, genius email from genius school system today I.E. LABOUR DAY PUBLIC HOLIDAY.

"Dear XXX (The individual, according to law, is considered a minor and thus no personal information can be disclosed of him or her) of 3-H3 (2009),

According to our records, you are absent on 01-May-2009.
You are given two days to clarify your absence with the CSE Administrator (I.e. Submit MC, letter, etc) at the high school admin office.
If you do not clarify your absence within 2 days, your mentor will be notified for his/her records and follow up."

Lol the "individual" is me. I so lame nia. I just want to prevent stalkers from hitting my blog:D Okay so I'm just revelling in my own delusions of grandeur that I actually HAVE stalkers, but just give me some time for an egoboost okay? Especially when I have super slim saikang MUAHAHAHA JR YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING. At least give me some time to THINK I'm indispensible LOL.

Yay now I shall become a wolverine and unleash my inner beast on Chinese homework.

2009-05-01T00:32:00.002+08:00

"The Days" is an awesome film. And by awesome I mean. Awesome. One of the best I've ever watched. On par with stuff like "8 Mile" and the like. The film should REALLY be commercialised.

2009-04-29T22:30:00.000+08:00

OMG HP TEST HP TEST YAY NO TIME TO BLOG

2009-04-26T23:18:00.000+08:00

And.... WE HAVE A NEW BLOGSONG. Don't worry it's the same as the previous song... Just that it's on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. PRESENTING....

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WO AI NI ZHONG GUO, KIDS VERSION!!!!!
Tada. Sung by kids lol.
Tell me I am a genius:D

2009-04-25T16:08:00.001+08:00

Howl's moving castle OWNS

2009-04-23T22:43:00.002+08:00

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE IN JAPANESE IS DONE:D

2009-04-18T18:23:00.000+08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_weasel_words

And now, I finally realise why alot of people like to dao me T_T

2009-04-14T22:28:00.002+08:00

50 Little Secrets.
Be honest no matter what, then tag at least fifteen friends.

01. Who was your last text from?
Victoria

02. Where was your default picture taken?
I drew it o.o

03. Your relationship status?
single

04. Have you ever lost a close friend?
Don't think so

05. What is your current mood?
SIAN. HOMEWORK T_T

06. How many siblings do you have?
1

07. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
Emily

08. Where do you wish you were right now?
There is no place better than home. Except other peoples' homes. And the police station.

09. Have a crazy side?
Alooopyyyaloooopy

10. Ever had a near death experience?
Ya when I received 5 pieces of chinese homework in one day

11. Something you do a lot?
SLACK

12. Angry at anyone?
not at the moment:D

13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
Dunno. Not even sure if I like someone right now:D

14. When was the last time you cried?
can't remember the date but I was feeling very sorrowful for the china-infested world D:

15. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
I think so.

16. What you think about when you are falling asleep?
Random things... it aids in providing me intellectually stimulating dreams.

17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My calls list says Ryo.

18. What is your favorite song?
PRAY BY TOMMY HEAVENLY6

19. What are you doing right now?
wondering when I'm gonna start my 4 week overdue yueduxinde

20. Who do you trust right now?
Not alot of people. But definitely there are a few.

21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Dunno

22. Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Does biting Ryo count?

23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
DAMIAN. LOL. Same condo :D

24. Describe your life in one word?
TUMULTUOUS (wah weasel use cheem word)

25. Who are you thinking of right now?
No one?

26. What should you be doing right now?
4 week overdue yueduxinde

27. What are you listening to?
Lollipop candy BAD girl - Tommy Heavenly6. I JUST TORRENTED HER ENTIRE ALBUM :D

28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Ryo before physics when he came into class and hugged me and yelled "WEEEEEEZAALLLLL"

29. Who was the last person who yelled at you?
See above.

30. Do you act differently around the person you like?
FOR THE LAST TIME. I DUN EVEN KNOW IF I LIKE ANYONE.

31. What is your natural hair color?
red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet. Not black. Nono.

32. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Denise. She never fails to amuse me with her antics.

33. Who was the last person to make you sad?
Is china homework counted?

34. What do you hear?
The song is still the same D: this song very long lol

35. Is your hair curly or straight?
~~My hair is curly, I'm straight~~ Messy

36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
Oh I cannot begin to imagine how many girls have done that so far. Hmm... lemme try counting... zero.. zero.. zero... yup zero. KOSONG.

37. Do you have a best friend?
GOD. And many various other good friends:D

38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
Don't think so.

39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
NO :(

40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I think so... when I was training for gymnastics/acrobatics finals.

41. Are you happy with life right now?
WHAT LIFE.

42. Are you currently jealous?
Don't think so.

43. What jewelry are you currently wearing?
A pair of jade earrings, bangles, gold chains hanging loosely over my body, a jewer studded watch, and a couple of piercings here and there. I think I look like Xerxes from 300 LOL.

44. What were you doing on friday night?
If I recall correctly, talking to people.

45. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah. I now live by a few fragments.

46. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Hopefully not. Not like hearts can be broken anyway. They TEAR.

47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Nope.

48. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
To find out what that mysterious lump on my chest was. I later found out it was a genetic mutation that would allow me to manipulate time and space with the twitch of my chest. *TWITCH TWITCH*

49. How late did you stay up last night and why?
11.45 doing a 5 week overdue yueduxinde. I'M SERIOUS LOL.

50. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
NOPE. Which idiot would go out on a one-year date while still schooling lah.

2009-04-12T21:26:00.001+08:00

2009-04-12T21:05:00.002+08:00

Why on earth would anybody want to waste 40 mins of their life attempting to craft a letter to a distant overseas friend (who might not even speak chinese anyway unless he/she is a chinese, in which case you should renounce that friendship immediately) in chinese, with 3 solid body paragraphs and proper beginning question and ending? What more a topic pertaining to the morality of Singaporeans/the righteousness of extravagant prom nights/some other cheem stuff. As ZC rightfully points out: I dun think he wanna be ur fren anymoar hurhur.

Obviously.

40+ mins of time wasted on crafting a lousy letter detailing the failing society of Singapore. Plus postage stamps (china email is laggy by at least 1 year). All for WHAT?

2009-04-12T20:51:00.002+08:00

China, china, go away
Come again another day
The little weasel cannot play
China, china go away

Listen to what the weasel say
If not you will get bombed someday
The weasel's psychic powers are gay
China people better pray

The weasel will let China people live - NAY!
Kill them using eggs that china hens lay
Encase their bodies in muddy clay
Put them framed up, on display

Blind their vision with pepper spray
Smash their heads in with a tray
Torture them till their senses are gray
Leave them lying to decay

And all the people shout hurray.

2009-04-07T19:02:00.002+08:00

I SHALL MASTER THE ELECTRIC, BASS, ACOUSTIC GUITARS, DRUMS AND KEYBOARDS BEFORE I TURN 20!! muahaha then I shall be able to form a one-man band with my left hand playing electric, right hand playing acoustic, tongue playing bass, right toes playing drums and left toes playing keyboards. I shall be PHENOMENAL. PHENOMENAL I SAY.

I think I'm delusional.

Or maybe it's because I want to increase my blogpost count.

Hmm.

GO DO MATHS HOMEWORK NAO WEASEL

2009-04-07T18:59:00.002+08:00

OMG I don't feel ready. HOW. It's been like 6 weeks and I have only 4 weeks more... then MAYBE I shall have to play!

Lol I think I'm more familiar with chords now... but then I still have to think about 1 second before I can play inversions... and also must keep trying to play the correct base note. Then yesterday when Joel asked us to pick out the kick drum in the songs I could find the drumbeat but I COULDN'T TAP IT OUT ACCURATELY LOL. I dunno who else can hear something very clearly but cant emulate it ._. Most people either cannot pick it up or can do both but I seem to be the only one who can do one and can't do the other LOL. Nvm maybe I should pick up drums then would be better for me.

OHNO must go mug chords on my piano. BUT THE FEEL OF PIANO IS DIFFERENT FROM KEYBOARDS. So how=(

2009-04-05T21:33:00.000+08:00

THE WEASEL FINALLY GOT HIS ~~FUR~~ HAIR CUT AFTER TWO MONTHS OF NAGGING BY RANDOM PEOPLE. LOL. It's time to grow back my mane.

2009-03-31T18:48:00.002+08:00

HP History module 1.01: Fall of the HCI Bdiv Air Rifle Dynasty

Essay Question: The failure of the HCI B division Air Rifle team to achieve the gold on the 31st of March 2009 was due to the low score of vice-captain Ryo Yap. How far do you agree with this statement? Explain your answer with evidence of historical analysis.

Essay:

The HCI B division team achieved a team silver on the 31st of March, when speculation was rife that they would definitely win the gold. To this result, there is a multitude of factors that can be attributed, mainly the screwup of Chuaxy, the screwup of Hamster, and the screwup of Ryo. However, I largely disagree with the statement that the screwup of Ryo led to the team's failure to clinch gold.

Firstly, Ryo's score was 577/600. While that may seem abit low compared to his pb and his average last year around this time, it must be noted that he had been roughly this standard in the weeks leading up to the competition. For this reason we cannot assume his score to be considered a "screwup", therefore deeming the stated factor void. ~~However, we can still say that this score is low, as the weasel would have shot at least a 590 should he have been substituted~~ It must also be noted that the mysterious communist figure 229 had told Ryo that his job was merely to aim for a 575 and secure the team a gold medal, while his other two teammates pulled the score up. It is thereby fitting to say that Ryo did not fail in this case, and his score cannot be attributed to a failure. As the noted historian Quah, J.Z.J. mentioned in the scholarly article entitled "Msn convo 23098502498", "RYO IS A LOSER". Another venerable historian, Pek, J.H., said the following: "Ryo so noob". From the above two statements we can infer that Ryo was not exactly expected to shoot extremely high for the competition. Thus we can deduce that Ryo was able to obtain a relatively decent score against expectations, and is therefore exempt of blame for the failure of HCI's Bdiv Rifle team.

The second point is on the seemingly low score of Chuaxy. Chuaxy was the lowest for the day, albeit a mere 2 points behind Ryo and Hamster. With the position of team Captain, Chuaxy was expected to turn in the best results as Steven Gerrard always does for Liverpool. However, by today's outcome, we see that he was unable to do so. However, it is extremely unfair to merely push all the blame to him. By historical analysis we see that Chuaxy was indeed sick for the past 3 days, and had not yet recovered by today. Based on pure common sense we should expect someone who is sick not to perform optimally, which we see here. Giventhe circumstances which he was in, and considering that he was too sick to even go to a small meeting with 229 on saturday, we can observe that Chuaxy had a much higher chance of screwing up this much more competition terribly. However, we see that not only did he manage to pull through an early-morning shoot starting at 830, he still managed to hit the 575 barrier. We must therefore applaud Chuaxy for his resilience and rather not push the blame to him. After all, Steven Gerrard himself has had his bad times, and we must not expect a team Captain to rocketboost the team through every time. Thus it is very fitting to acquit Chuaxy from all blame of no attaining gold.

Last, but not least, we have the inevitable factor of the screwup of Hamster. This was the most obvious screwup of the day, with Hamster shooting 13 points below his previously hack standard of 590. In this light, and with his remarkably strong performance (585-595) during trainings prior to the competition, one might be inclined to push the bulk of the blame to him. It does not help to remind that he was supposedly the main cause of last year's failure to attain gold in the Bdiv Rifle event. However, we must understand the circumstances he underwent in order to deliver a full analysis. As we see in the past two years, Hamster has a history of Tuo Ba, which in simple English is known as a zero score for hittong of the card. In the 2007 nationals he Tuo ba-ed, while in last year's nationals he hit a 2 for his first shot. With these factors, we might blame him for the nationals failure. However, we need to see that he did not indeed Tuo Ba for this year, which is a commendable effort. Even though he was not able to achieve his normal score, he went through a monumental 1 hr and 45 mins of nationals without a Tuo Ba, signifying yet another stepping stone in his shooting life. Furthermore, his underperformance was also rather understandable; the weasel was not in the range while he was shooting, and thus he could not unleash a proper bankai. Therefore we conclude that the Hamster is not to blame for the failure of HCI Bdiv team to achieve gold.

What then, was the pivotal factor to HCI Bdiv Rifle team not attaining gold? I, the great famous notable historian Weasel, acknowledge that it was pure luck (or unluck, if you will). As we see from the great historian Horsey, "Fuhua shooters performed slightly better than their normal standard today". The phrase "slightly better" in shooting usually means roughly a 3-6 point increase in their usual score. In contrast, we see a drop in standard for two of the three hci shooters today, with adequate reasons for both. It is therefore fitting to inject luck into the equation, as all three FS shooters went up, while two of HCI shooters went down. This is seldom so coincidental an event, and is definitely disappointing to the HCI shooters to have fallen on this day. However, being the wonderful sportsmen that we are, we would like to extend our congratulations to FS shooters.

(oh crap extra paragraph)
HCI shooting may not have performed optimally this Nationals, but we shall stay strong as a team. We worked hard and lost due to either luck, fate, or maybe pure lack of ability. However, we will not let this peet of sheet tie us down: instead we shall use the sheet as fuel to burn and ROCKETBOOST ourselves to the sky. HCI SHOOTING SHALL OWN NEXT YEAR >)